Well, at least that's what happened in this elephant show in Bangkok. The cute baby elephant has been named after Torres and dons the colors of Spain.
I actually was tempted to call this entry as "Fernando Torres al desnudo" or "Fernando Torres sin pantalones," but that would've been over the top, ehehe. The elephant, like the Spanish football player, does play the game very well!
I wonder (out loud!) when the Philippines' Manny Pacquiao would get his very own elephant.