This is the snootiest but funniest cooking show that has ever been invented in this planet! The plot is this: "aristocratic" husband-and-wife tandem Simon and Minty Marchmont try to prepare paella valenciana with the choicest ingredients for the guy's tennis coach José Luis. Simple? Not quite. Watch the video to find out why.
Interrogate the mussels several times over... pillage the bones and bury them... excite garlic and peas... Like liquid Spanish f*gs! ROFL.